标题: 趣味英语或英语脑筋急转弯 [打印本页] 作者: Scylla刘 时间: 2013-8-30 15:13 标题: 趣味英语或英语脑筋急转弯 1. Why does a man who has just shaved look like a wild animal?为什么一个刚刮完胡子的男人像野生动物?
答案：Because he has a bear(bare) face.bear有熊的意思，但与bare(光秃的）同音．
2.Why is a crow the bravest bird in the world?为什么乌鸦是世界上最勇敢的鸟呢？
答案:Because it never shows the white feather．因为他从来都不展示他的白羽毛（胆怯）show the white feather有“胆怯”的意思
3. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？
They don't want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。
4. What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
5.Which fruit sounds like two?pear梨，发音类似pair（双、对儿）
6.What must you do to make the equation below true(使下列等式成立) 81乘9=801( )
Turn the page upside down.把纸倒过来看：108 = 6 x 18
7.What has many teeth but never uses them for eating? It's a comb or a saw --- 梳子或锯子
8.If it take three minutes to boil one egg,how long does it take to boil four eggs?It takes three minutes 3分钟----放在一个锅里，只要加足够的水就行了。
9.What will you break once you say it? （什么东西一说出来就打破？）Silence. （沉默）
10.Will liars be honest after they die? （骗子死了之后会诚实吗？）No, they won’t. They lie still after they die.（不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎
11.What always goes up and never goes down? （什么东西只升不降？）Your age. （你的年龄）
12. Why is the library the highest building? （为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？）It has the most stories. （它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层）
13.What is the smallest bridge in the world? （世界上最小的桥梁是什么？）The bridge of a nose. （鼻梁）
14.A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么?
Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot,潜水艇)
15. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? (谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸? ) Mom is closer, because Dad is father(farther).(因为爸爸是父亲 , 所以妈妈比较靠近。) (更远的)
16.What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么? )The river bank.(河岸。)
17.What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月? )March.(行军.)
18.An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is very short. Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why?( 有位老妇人,从前住平房,并且个子非常矮,后来她搬进了一个很高的楼里,住在第九层,但是她每次回家,她总是乘电梯到第六层就下来,然后走到第九层.为什么?)Because she was too short to press the ninth button.(她太矮了不能按到第九层的按钮.)
19.Why can a bride hide nothing? （为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？）Because someone will give her away. （因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎）
20.What starts with T ， ends with T， and can be full of T ？什么开始是T，结尾是T，还可能全是T？Teapot． 是茶壶
21.What has four eyes but can’t see？什么有四只眼却看不见？The Mississippi． 是密西西比河。Mississippi 单词中有四个“i”（four eyes）。
22.Can you end a game of hide-and-seek with three letters？你能用三个字母结束捉迷藏的游戏吗？字母 U，音似You（你）。3．I—C—U． 字母 I—C—U，音似I see you（我看见你了）。
23.What letter do most people fear most？大多数人最害怕什么字母？．E “It’s the end of life.”另一种理解是：它是生命的结束。
24.What letter is an animal？什么字母是一种动物？The letter B．即bee 蜜蜂
25.Why are the letter Grand the letter Sin“gloves”closeto each other？为什么说在“gloves”这个单词中字母G 和字母S 关系密切？ Because there is love between them． 因为它们有“爱”牵系着。
26.If the green house is on the right side of the road，and the red house is on the left side of the road，where is the white house？假设绿房子在马路右边，红房子在马路左边，请问白房子在哪儿？In Washington，D. C.在华盛顿。
27.What time must it be when the escaped hungry wolf ate the paymaster？逃跑了的饿狼吃掉出纳员是什么时候？8p.m.下午8点8 P.m.音似ate P.m.，而P.m.是 paymaster的缩写。paymaster n.（发放薪饷的）出纳员
28.Why do people never feel hungry on a beach？为什么在沙滩上的人永远不会觉得饿？ Because of the sand which is there.因为那儿有沙子。the sand which is there音似 the sandwiches there（那里有三明治）。
29.Why is an empty purse always the same？空钱包为什么总是老样子？There's no change in it. 因为里面没有零钱。change n.零钱；变化
30.Where can a dog get another tail？狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？At a retail store.在零售商店。
31.What roof never keeps out the wet？ 什么屋顶不挡雨？The roof of the mouth.上颚。
32.Why is Sunday the strongest day in a week？为什么说星期日是一周里最强壮的一天？The rest of the days are weak days.因为其余的日子都很弱小。weak adj.弱的，音似week weekdays指不包括星期日的那些天。但是，目前流行的看法是：weekdays指周一至周五，而weekends包括周六和周日。
33.How does the sun affect weight？太阳如何影响重量？makes the day light使白天变轻
34.Upon leaving the Cafe，one boy paid his bill，while his friend handed the cashier a slip of paper with the number 1004180 on it.The Cashiersmiled and let him pass without paying. Why？
离开咖啡屋的时候，一个男孩付了帐，他的朋友却递给收银员一张纸条，上面写着一串数字1004180，收银员笑了笑，让他不付钱通过了。奥妙何在？1004180 means“I owe nothing； for I ate nothing.”1004180意思是：“我什么没吃，所以不欠什么。”1004180读作“I O nothing four I eight nothing”，意思是“I owe nothing for I ate nothing”。
35.Why are girls afraid of the letter C？女孩为什么害怕字母C？Because it makes fat fact.因为它使肥胖成为现实。
36.If Sally goes to school in Sydney and Sally's sister has supper in a scenic spot near the sea，how many S's are there in all？假如莎莉在悉尼上学，莎莉的妹妹在海边风景区吃晚饭，请问总共有多少个S字母出现？None. There's no“s”in“all”。 一个也没有，all这个单词不用s.
37.What are a banker's favourite vowels？银行家最喜欢的元音是什么？I——O——U.是三个元音I-O-U.I－O－U音似“I owe you”（我欠了你的）。IOU n.借据，也写作I.O.U.
38.A motorist ran into a motorcyclist，yet the motorcyclist was not hurt while the motorist was badly injured.Why？
一个汽车司机撞上了一个骑摩托车的人，骑摩托车的人安然无恙，汽车司机却受了重伤。这是怎么回事？The motorist was walking.汽车司机正在走路
39.A police officer had a brother，but the brother had no brother. How could that be？ 警官有个哥哥，哥哥却没有弟弟，为什么？The police officer was a lady.警官是位女士。
40.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour？自由女神为何矗立在纽约港湾？Because it can't sit down. 因为它不能坐下来
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