标题: Three funny jokes [打印本页] 作者: 小鱼儿 时间: 2012-5-6 12:16 标题: Three funny jokes 1.Life after death
死而复生
"Do you believe in life after death?" a teacher asked one of his students.
"你相信死而复生吗？"老师问他的一个学生。
"Yes, sir," the student answered.
"我相信，先生，"那位学生回答。
"Well, that makes everything just fine," the teacher went on. "You left early last week to go to your grandmother's funeral. Now she stopped in to see you."
"哦，那就好，"老师接着说。"你上周提前回家，说是去参加你奶奶的葬礼，现在她老人家到这儿来看你了。"
2.She ate all my bait
吃光所有诱饵
A young boy didn’t agree when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he said, "I didn't catch a single fish."
小男孩的妈妈提出让他带着妹妹一起去钓鱼，他不同意。他说："上次她跟着我，我连一条鱼都没有钓上来。"
"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."
"我会跟她说的，"妈妈说，"我保证这次她不会弄出什么响声。"
"It wasn't the noise, Mom," the boy replied. "She ate all my bait."
"妈妈，不是响声，"男孩回答说，"是她把我所有的诱饵都吃了。"
3.The tiger was coming!
老虎来了！
Two guys were walking through the jungle. Suddenly, a tiger appeared from a distance, running towards them.
两名男子正在丛林中穿行。突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。
One of the guys took out a pair of "Nike" shoes from his bag and started to put them on.
其中一名男子从包里拿出一双"耐克"鞋穿上。
The other guy said with a surprised look, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
另外一名男子惊讶地说："你以为穿上这双鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗？"
The guy replied, "I don't have to run faster than it. I just have to run faster than you."
那名男子答道："我不用比它跑得快，我只要比你跑得快就行。"