看过Garfield吗?热爱睡觉、美食、电视和美女的加菲猫,每天拖着胖胖赘肉,脑筋飞转地对待主人、对待主人的女朋友,对待欧第,对待同伴和死敌。还会时不时用劲酷的语言,傲慢而慵懒的幽你一默,你看他的生活,有没有你自己的影子。 I hate Mondays. 我讨厌星期一。(梦魇日的开始) Poky,cover me. I’m going in. 波基,掩护我。我要行动了。(老板问起,就说我见客户去了。) Trying to avoid your duties,huh? 竟然想逃避责任。(错过大单子,被老板K。) I make a point to get it good everyday. 我每天都是吃不了兜着走的。(再错过大单子,小心我让你吃不了兜着走。) How shall I outwit you this time? 我这回该怎么戏弄你呢?(老板怎么了,照样有办法对付你。) It's a liver flavored. 这可是猪肝口味呀。(你家猫儿子最喜欢吃什么呀?) That's even nicer.! 那个更是不错!(我家猫儿子更喜欢Pizza。) Jump back. Kiss myself. 搞定。真佩服我自己。(每个人都应该相信自己。) She is some beautiful. 她真漂亮。(这位MM是新同事?名花有主否?) Uh, Mr. Pathetic, you've had a crush on her since high school. 可怜虫先生,你从高中开始就被她迷得神魂颠倒了。(我痴心不改。) Would you please ask her out so she can reject you, and we can get on with me life?你能不能把他约出来,好让她直截了当地拒绝你,然后咱们继续自己的生活?(是时候行动了。) |
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