标题: 让人欢喜让人忧的消息 [打印本页] 作者: violet417 时间: 2012-5-11 12:37 标题: 让人欢喜让人忧的消息 The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"
士兵们连续的行军，作战，他们又累又热又脏。一天，将军宣布：“士兵们，我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢？”
"The good news!" they all shouted.
“好消息！”他们嚷道。
"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."
“好吧，”将军说，“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服。”
"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
“乌拉！”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。
"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ... "