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作者: yoyo    时间: 2012-5-17 15:44
标题: "小”幽默 1
本帖最后由 遇见明天 于 2012-5-17 16:35 编辑

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后,我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

2. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
园艺定律:区分益草和害草的办法是,拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉,就证明它是益草。

3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
如果放在家里的东西找不回来,最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。

4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
你是否注意到,这年头,自从有了数码摄录机,就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。




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