趣味英语题

Cammy

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?

1.Because it makes fat fact!

2.Why is the letter E so important?

2.Because it’s the begining of everything!

3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?

3.Because there is love between them!

4.What letter is an animal ?

4. It’s the letter B!

5.What letter is a question?

5. It’s the letter Y!

6.Why is U the jolliest letter?

6. Because it’s in the midst of fun!

7.How do you feel today?

7. With my hands ,of course!

8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?

8. Take a longer rope and compare with it!

9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?

9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!

10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?

10. He didn’t cheat!

11.What does everybody do at the same time?

11. Grow old!

12.What resembles half a pie?

12. The other half!

13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人

14.When do people have two mouth?

14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!

15.Why do lions eat raw meat?

15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!

16.How many sides does a circle have?

16. Two. The inside and the outside!

17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?

17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!

18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?

18. Sleep at night!

19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

19. At the bottom!

20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?

20. Wet!

21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?

21. Nine!

22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?

22. They planted peech trees!

23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?

23. He walked in the other direction!

24.What falls often but never gts hurt?

24. Snowflakes!

25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?

25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!

26.Which month has 28 days?

26. Every month has at least 28 days!

27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?

27. One’s appetite!

28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?

28.From a hen!

29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?

29. He fell off the last step!

30.Why do giraffes have long neck?

30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!

31.How can you make 6 out of three 7’s?

31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!

32.How can you make 6 out of three 5’s?

32. easy. 5+5/5=6!

33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8’s?

33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!

34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?

34.Washinton,D.C.!

35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?

35. The police officer was a lady!

36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?

36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.

37.How do you know policemen are strong ?

37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!

38.With which hand do you write?

38. Neither.I use a pen!

39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?

39.Borrow the book from library.

40.Jack is twice as old as Bill, who is eight years younger than Ben, who is four years younger than Ted, who is half as old again as Jack.How old is Bill?

40.Bill is four.