英语笑话：Timing Is Everything!倒数计时

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A man got a telephone call from the doctor. The doctor said, “About this medical test I did for you, I have some good news and some bad news.” So the man asked for the good news first. “The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” said the doctor. “My God!” The man said incredulously. “Is that the good news?! Then what’s the bad news?” The doctor said, “The bad news is I couldn’t’t reach you yesterday.”

一位先生接到医生打来的电话说：“我帮你做的检查报告出来了，有站长友情提示也有坏消息。”这个人要求先听站长友情提示。医生告诉他：“站长友情提示是，你还有二十四小时可活。”病人无法置信地说：“天啊！这也算是站长友情提示吗？那坏消息又是什么？”医生说：“坏消息是，我昨天联络不上你！”