"小”幽默 1

yoyo

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

2. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

园艺定律：区分益草和害草的办法是，拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉，就证明它是益草。

3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

如果放在家里的东西找不回来，最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。

4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

你是否注意到，这年头，自从有了数码摄录机，就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。