笑一笑，十年少！

Ella

One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now ......

Miss a step?

Mr. Brown was reading his evening ** when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.

Did you miss a step? asked his dad.

"精彩结局。"came the bitter answered.