搞笑的中式英语，切勿模范

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超级搞笑的中国式英语句 　 1. 白痴：White eat! 2. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban 3. 彼此彼此：you me you me 4. 表妹：watch sister 5. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one 6. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose 7. 不三不四： no three no four 8. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun 9. 车祸现场描述 ：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die 10. 吃白食：eat white food 11. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake 12. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you 13. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see 14. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong 15. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up 16. 好久不见：long time no see （这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受） 17. 红颜知己：red face know me 18. 加油：add oil 19. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower 20. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞 ：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole 21. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger 22. 没脸见人：have no face see person 23. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough 24. 面试：face try 25. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay! 26. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ? 27. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who 28. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son 29. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see 30. 你给我站住：you give me stop