双语笑话：谁欠谁钱

djt000

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.

律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块 烤肉。店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗？律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写 道：咨询费250美元。

zkai111

很好的笑话，但是改简单些更好。

蝴蝶飞飞

zkai111 发表于 2013-3-14 15:53
很好的笑话，但是改简单些更好。

嗯同感……如果太长没有耐心看下去……

sweety

呵呵，有趣！！！！！！！！

yoyo

律师在英语笑话中的出场率相当高，不过负面形象居多。

xypanda

很有意思啊