"小”幽默 2

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5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴，真纳闷。

6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

不知道是谁第一个看见母牛，就敢说：“我要使劲挤一挤那两排倒吊着的玩意儿，流出来的是啥俺就喝啥”？

7. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

不知道是谁第一个看见母鸡，就敢说：“看见那只鸡没有？我就等着吃从它屁股里面滚出来的东西。”

8. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

胶水为啥就不会粘在胶水瓶里面啊？