你知道这些“雷人语”吗？1

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1、My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.

    我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。

2、I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags.

     我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。

3、When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical.

    有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。

4、There are two things that I could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do that.

    我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。